Friday, December 30, 2011

H A R L E M + B E S P O K E: ☞ LISTEN: Marjorie Elliot & Parlor Entertainment

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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Rabiah's Hijrah: Moyangs, Monkeys and Fireflies (Moyang, Monyet dan...

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Dubai Days: Batu Caves (Part 2) Inside Temple Cave

Dubai Days: Batu Caves (Part 2) Inside Temple Cave: These are my pictures from inside the amazing Batu Caves near Kuala Lumpur. Once you've climbed the 272 steps you will naturally turn arou...

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Kopitiam Bang Nan: Perhatian semua....!!

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Luxury in Kuala Lumpur

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

Eat your heart out: MIGF 2011: Mandarin Grill, Mandarin Oriental Kuala...

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Friday, October 7, 2011

The Secret Science Club: The Secret Science Club Goes Off the Grid with Eco...

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Monday, October 3, 2011

Sunnies on the Road: Jambatan Tamparuli

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Rabiah's Hijrah: Remembering the Malay Radical Left

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Stop Animal Abuse In Malaysia : Online Petition

Stop Animal Abuse In Malaysia : Online Petition:



Animal abuse is increasingly rampant in Malaysia, with senseless abuses and killings by local councils and cold-blooded people. We must act NOW, and act FAST.

Let's play a role in stopping animal abuse and cruelty! We aim to collect 50,000 signatures ASAP and present it to our Prime Minister.

Please sign the joint online petition by leading Malaysian animal welfare NGOs, and show how much you care about the animals. Spread the word to your friends too.

Together, we can make a difference.

Sign Petition Now:
http://StopAnimalAbuse.PetFinder.my/

Thursday, August 25, 2011

New York Daily Photo: That's What You Pay For

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

LuckyRice Night Market ~ Malaysian Pavilion

Today started with rain and not very promising for the LuckyRice Night Market that was to happen in Dumbo, Brooklyn that evening. Luckily when we got there after going through bad Manhattan traffic, a few minutes before the 4pm set-up deadline – the rain had stopped! To replace that was the chilly wind that blew from the river nearby. Feeling like it was February in the beginning of May was baffling, but we trudged on and set-up our booth as usual.


  
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Despite the wind, we managed to set-up
 Since there was plenty of time before the festival started, I made sure to go through the Malaysian Pavilion, where we were located at and in through the archway where popular restaurants in the city had set-up booths and were giving away free samples. Among my favorites were Social Eatz (socialeatz.com) that served the creamiest tomato soup topped with what seemed like garlic butter, Prometheus Springs (prometheussprings.com/stores) quenched our thirst with Lychee Wasabi, Lemon Ginger and Pomegranate Black pepper “capsaicin spiced elixirs”, EN Japanese Brasserie politely offered tender chicken balls drenched with gravy, Ember Room’s tangy BBQ beef short ribs with sweet potato ginger, and citrus crumb. 

Kuih--muih

Stocking up for the most important thing: chilli sauce!



Nyonya Restaurant displayed a tantalizing plate of nasi lemak (directly translated to fatty/rich rice)
 Since there was plenty of time before the festival started, I made sure to go through the Malaysian Pavilion, where we were located at and in through the archway where popular restaurants in the city had set-up booths and were giving away free samples. Among my favorites were Social Eatz (socialeatz.com) that served the creamiest tomato soup topped with what seemed like garlic butter, Prometheus Springs (prometheussprings.com/stores) quenched our thirst with Lychee Wasabi, Lemon Ginger and Pomegranate Black pepper “capsaicin spiced elixirs”, EN Japanese Brasserie politely offered tender chicken balls drenched with gravy, Ember Room’s tangy BBQ beef short ribs with sweet potato ginger, and citrus crumb.

Coming back to the Malaysian Pavilion, I was welcomed by such generous owners of restaurants such as Nyonya in Chinatown, Bentara in CT, Forbidden City in CT, Oldtown Coffee and much more! Tapau’ed and ate nasi lemak, bubur pulut hitam, popiah goreng, kuih talam, rendang puff, nasi rendang, nasi goreng, satay ayam, mee goreng, Mamee rice sticks, instant spices to cook, and that’s it if I remember correctly? The food definitely kept us warm and alive. Susheela Rhagavan, the author of Flavors of Malaysia even gave samples of keropok ikan dipped in her kuah kacang made by her own spices.





My favorite dessert there: pineapple and durian  pastry


Malaysian author, Susheela Rhagavan who wrote Flavors of Malaysia made delicious satay peanut sauce and keropok (fish crackers)

Met the most delightful person at the Social Eatz booth: Chef Angelo Sosa, he served a delicious velvety tomato soup

The truck that made everybody happy was serving up uniquely delish cones of ice creams, sundaes & shakes

YUMMY!
 For those seeking to de-stress those weekday blues, found their sanctuary in the indoor area that served as a boozefest with all types of sake, soju, wines, only one beer unfortunately: Singha, and all sorts of Bombay Sapphire cocktails. People came out of there REALLY happy! It was a great ambiance despite the weather not being on our side. It didn’t deter people from filling the place up to the brim! Can’t wait for more LuckyRice Festivals (http://www.luckyrice.com/) to come and hope other festivals like this start mushrooming around town so we have more to look forward to. Oh and props to Malaysia Kitchen NYC (http://www.malaysiakitchennyc.com/) for being a major initiative to exposing Malaysian food, and restaurants out here in the city ~ Malaysia boleh!


Indoors was the open bar(s) that offers a variety of sakes, soju, wines, Singha  beer, and Bombay Sapphire cocktails

The Bombay Sapphire girls had really cute costumes on

Different traditional ways to serve sake in

Had the best white wines

Now you can get this popular Malaysian drink here! (At the Old Town White Coffee store at Flushing Mall)

This was my favorite brand of junkfood when I was lil' in KL, now they came out with a new product that's equally as addictive

Afterthought: A food festival is like being in a crowded club but instead of pushing, shoving and waiting at the bar for your drink, it’s to taste some obscenely delicious new dish or concoction.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Sorry much like my life, my entries aren't in order! *LOL*

Birthday Part III ~ We are family!

Had a wonderful Japanese dinner with my cuzzy last Tuesday, so nice to have family when you're so far from home. We broke a lot of "barriers" without the moms around ;) (we love you so much though moms!) We went to this quaint place (everywhere in the city seems 'quaint' seeing how dense it is) called Kanoyama in the East Village and overdosed on their sushi and sashimi platter, some black cod and an additional plate of sea urchin. Being a first timer to sea urchin, it had a weird after taste but overall nice and creamy! Mmm... Left so full and grateful <3 Amin.


P.S: She even passed me what she called a "little" something which has the most heavenly smell I've ever smelt in a long time. Serious, a very unique yet subtle fragrance... I feel like strapping the thing to my nose, like a muzzle, so I can smell it all day!

Monday, March 7, 2011

The Crazies!

Such a crazy Monday - March 7th 2011, first day of being 29 years old – it has been! First I find out that my colleague found a huge fibroid in her womb, my boyfriend's have a panic attach cos he has an intense teaching observation today & Wednesday, that I’ll be going to cover my colleague in DC this weekend, have to cancel going to my friend’s birthday brunch on Saturday which sucks, invited two girlfriends to join me in DC since they wanted to go to a trip nearby, that my boss’ wife is pregnant, that my friend just gave birth to her first son!, I saw the sickest baby yoga video EVER http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20029037-10391704.html, that I have to do the monthly report by myself and the deadline’s in 3 days (not forgetting that's it the first day of my ride on the crimson tide)… *GAH*

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Bogged Blog

Like I said in my previous post, I was going to extract my old entries from my Friendster account, may it R.I.P., into this one just as a memoir (LOL!), but after reading them they weren't exactly expressions from the heart. They were merely re-posted emails that I received and thought that I had to with the world i.e:

Ladies especially.. ..please, please read!


September 28th, 2007


It’s 112 not


999!




A young lady was robbed and slashed on the face


two days ago in Taman Desa.




She had just got off from her car and was in front


of her friend’s house pressing the door bell.. She saw a motorbike with two men


coming toward her direction but she thought they were security guards. Then


before she knew anything, one of the men has already slashed her face with a


knife and grabbed her bag. She didn’t know it was a cut until she touched her


face and found out it was bleeding. She was screaming out of shock. One of the


man came back (they were already on the motorbike and ready to leave) and tried


to slash her again. Luckily she was able to hold on his hand to stop the attack.


At that time, her friend came out to check what’s happening and the men quickly


drove off.




The cut was 9


cm long and 1 cm deep. Now those robbers’ tactic is to hurt you first before


they rob you so that you are handicapped and can’t resist them. Even if later


there are someone to help, they have to rescue you first instead of chasing


after them. Please be alert all the time and take every precaution measure you


could.


Emergency Number:




Please be aware the Emergency Number worldwide for GSM Mobile


(012, 013, 016, 017, 019) is 112 and not 999.





You can dial 112


even without a Sim Card. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your


mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search


any existing network to establish the emergency number for you. Do share this


important info with your family members and friends.

Erm, ok... Sounded like I was in rush and was just posting something just for the sake of it. To defend my, back then, 23 year old self; I thought I was doing my part to save all humankind in KL, by spreading the word. I didn't have time to edit and summarize it in my own words, I had to get ready to go out to Bangsar or Zouk that night, so F' that. 

There were those rare, whimsical brain farts that I found amongst the plagiarised entries which gave me a little insight of what I was thinking back then, if I were thinking at all... i.e:

It’s about time…
January 8th, 2006


Wow, finally i got my-lazy-self to start on this blog and what right timing seeing its new year’s and all. So, i hope i’m off to a good start. I can’t seem to write anything on demand at the moment but what’s been happening is back to work today and Hari Raja Haji tomorrow. I’m actually looking forward to the prayers in the morning and since I missed the kubur visiting during raya, here’ s my chance to for payback. Anyhoo, nothing much going on this week I think, except maybe…

And this was the second entry after the first, which was:

What’sMyName…?


January 19th, 2006

The Men’s Names











Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.



Able - totally useless.



Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.





Adrian



- usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.



Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.



Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.



Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets



Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.



Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.



Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.



Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.





Arnold



- loser.



Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.



Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.



Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.



Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.



Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.



Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.



Bill - thinks he’s really popular, thinks all the girls want him …he’s wrong.



Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.



Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.



Braden - Drop out and doesn’t care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.





Brandon



- good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.



Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.



Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.



Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he’s just a very naughty boy.





Bryan



- sexy, but stupid - can’t spell.



Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.



Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also Bruce.



Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill him within a week.



Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.



Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.



Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.



Carl - horny. bastard, who can’t sing.



Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!





Carson



- fun to be around and really sensitive.





Chad



- cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.



Charles - can’t trust him, eyes too close together.



Chris - can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.



Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.





Clark



- hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’.



Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.



Clive - trainspotter … dull as ditchwater.



Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.



Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.



Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.



Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.



Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful



Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.



Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.



Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.



Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.



Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.



Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.



Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.



Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.



Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and



overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.



David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named



Florence



.



Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.



Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.



Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much



Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.



Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.



Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.



Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.



Don – d*ckhead, nobody likes him.



Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.



Drew - bad-a*se loser who never shuts up.



Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.



Dylan - thinks he’s funny, falls asleep during sex.



Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.



Eddie - wants too many chicks he’ll never get cos he’s an arsehole.





Elis



- would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.



Elliott - full of himself.



Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.



Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.



Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.



Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.



Fraser - sucks pigs d*cks & swallows the lot.



Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women



Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.



Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can’t play rugby.





Gary



- drug addict but willing to share.



Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.



Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.



Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.



George - barman who drinks more than he serves.



Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.



Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.



Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.



Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.



Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.



Graham - will screw anything.



Grahame - thinks he’s better than other Grahams because he has an extra ‘e’.



Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.



Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.



Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.





Harvey



- cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.



Haydn - tries hard, succeeds rarely.



Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.



Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull … likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.



Howard - likes small-breasted women and p*rnography.



Howell - sings too much.



Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women’s clothing.



Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.



Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.



Jake - shy and sweet but a sl*t when drunk.



Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.



James - can’t handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.



Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally



and has lots of mirrors.



Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.



Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because



he has bad breath.



Jeff - really ugly.



Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.



Jeremy - loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is.



Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.



Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.



Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but w*nks too much.



Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn’t always get up for it.



Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual



Joel – a*se.



John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.



Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.



Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.



Jonathon - think he’s good - he’s shit. Looks in the mirrror too much.





Jordan



- sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.



Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.



Josh - full of himself, fun.



Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.



Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.



Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.



Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.



Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.



Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.



Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his d*ck!



Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.



Kenneth - very, very…anything you want him to be.



Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he’s not pretty enough.



Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.



Kurt - can kick anyone’s a*se.



Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.



Larry - cute but wannabe player with big a*se.



Laurey - short and funny looking.



Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total a*se bandit.



Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.



Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh



Liam - loud mouthed a*sehole.



Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.



Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.



Luke - seems to be sweet.





Madison



- so far up his own arse there’s no room for his boyfriend.



Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!



Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.





Marshall



- Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!



Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.



Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of sh*t.



Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.



Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.



Michael - very good looking but he’ll do anything for a girl. Doesn’t like



to work too hard. Sexual deviant



Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.



Mintesh - boy racer, the a*sehole who drives with the stereo too loud and



the windows down even though it’s cold!



Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.



Mohammed - small p*



nis



, but still really enjoys playing with it.



Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.



Nick - inbred - can’t get past the missionary position though.



Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but



only on his own.



Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.



Oliver - likes men but is in denial.



Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.



Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.



Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.



Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.



Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.



Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to f*ck poodles.



Ramsey - thinks he’s posh but is actually a knob.



Raymond - doesn’t like to be called Ray because it sounds too ’straight’.



Richard - can’t see his feet as balls are too big



Ricky - ugly sh*thead who everybody hates.



Rikki - see above, but can’t even spell.



Rob - constantly watches porn.



Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.



Roger - acts like a w*nker when drunk … Permanently drunk!



Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.





Roy



- total loser and computer genius.



Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.



Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an a*sehole. Pantomime dame



Ryan - short and stout, but popular.



Sam - wannabe sex machine.



Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.



Sean - thinks he’s James Bond, in reality a dipstick.



Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports



Sean - has small deformed t*sticles and no friends.



Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.



Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.





Shannon



- like the, river wet and full of sh*t.



Shaun - bit of a hard b*stard, thinks women love him.



Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks b*llocks.



Sonny - thinks he’s tough and proves it with young girls and boys.



Spencer - thinks everybody wants to sh*g him - he’s a virgin



Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.



Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster





Taylor



- Gay, gay, gay, gay ….



Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.



Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.



Toby - best blow ever.



Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.



Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.



Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania



Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.



Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.





Troy



- cute and popular.



Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.



Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.



Var - adventurous type, can’t sit quietly and so is very annoying.



Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.



Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.



Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.



Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.



Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.



Will - wishes he were popular.



William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.



Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.



Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*









—————————————————————————











The Women’s Names











Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused s*xuallity.





Ada



- blue haired, smells of wee.



Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.



Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.



Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.



Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.





Alice



- likes horses but looks like Kermit’s girlfriend.



Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herself go by in shop windows.



Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.



Alyssa - wants to be ‘exotic’, but only manages to be ’strange’.



Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good sh*g, but she does practice a lot.



Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.



Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers



Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.



Andrea - Small br*asts, small a*se, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.



Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she’s a Russian spy.



Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.



Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.



Annabelle - Doesn’t wear knickers.



Annette - She’s BIG, like really BIG!!.



Anne - Looks like a horse, can’t drive.



Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly



formed breasts



Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.



Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about secs.





Aurora



- Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream ,but sadly swings the other way.



Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.



Barbara – Sh*gs like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up



Bea - Beautiful, s*xy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.



Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.



Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.



Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.



Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.



Bettina - Dominatrix.



Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.



Bianca - Ginger. big mouth.



Birgit - big scarey woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.



Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.



Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.



Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.



Camilla - replaces the word ‘yes’ with ‘ya’.



Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn’t get fat - annoying.



Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.



Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn’t swallow.



Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.



Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.



Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.



Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.



Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.



Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.





Charlotte



- Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.



Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.



Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.



Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.



Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.



Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.



Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.



Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.



Courtney - Bit of a ‘tomboy’, rolls her own tampons.



Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.



Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.



Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.



Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.



Debra/Debby - Porn star.



Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.





Dee



- Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.



DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.



Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.



Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn’t like giving it.



Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.



Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.



Donna - 70’s throw back, likes cabbage.



Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.



Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.



Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.





Elizabeth



- Born to perform, hates chickens.



Ella - Fiery temper, but when she’s not shouting she’s as cute as a kitten.



Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.



Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.



Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.



Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.



Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.



Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!



Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.



Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.



Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.



Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.



Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.



Faith - Legs meet at knees, can’t shag standing up.



Faye - Wears wellies, can’t swim.



Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.



Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.



Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.



Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it



Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!



Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it’s quiet you can hear her buzzing.



Gabriel - An arse to die for but pads her bra with tissues.



Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.



Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.



Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can’t pull the girls.



Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!



Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.



Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.



Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.



Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.





Georgia



- Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.





Georgina



- Wants to be a man.



Grace - petite and pretty, fucks like a rabbit.



Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.



Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.



Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.



Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.



Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.



Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.



Helen - Hangs around with the wrong rowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.





Helena



- Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.



Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.



Hilary - Frigid.



Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.



Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.



Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.



Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.



Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.



Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn’t everybody??



Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.



Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.



Jane - She’s hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.



Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.



Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.



Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.



Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let’s them buy her stuff.



Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.



Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.



Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.



Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.



Joanna - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can’t cook.



Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.



Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun … sometimes too much so!



Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.



Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.



Joyce - Never stops talking … for God’s sake shut up woman!



Judith - Big eyes, big tits, big problem with ballance.



Judy - Huge tits, married to a retard.



Julia - Innocent face, don’t trust her, she’ll steal your wallet in five minutes



Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy arse.



Justine - Massive tits, likes hanging around men’s toilets.



Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.



Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.



Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit.



Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.



Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.



Katey - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.



Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.



Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of



Essex



, great in bed (practice makes perfect)



Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.



Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.



Kelley - not very bright, can’t spell Kelly.



Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.



Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.



Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.



Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.





Kimberley



- wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.



Kirsty - Eats live moles, can’t dance.



Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.



Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.



Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.



Kylie - Can’t sing but who cares … lovely arse.



Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.



Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.



Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can’t drive. Dominatrix



Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.



Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.



Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.





Lena



- Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.



Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it’s a power thing.



Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.



Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.



Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn’t take crap from anyone.



Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.



Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn’t do housework.



Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.



Liz - Long legged and brainy.



Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.





Lorraine



- Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies



Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.



Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.



Luci - cute and loveable



Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.





Lynn



- Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.



Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.



Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.



Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad.



Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.



Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.



Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.



Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.



Maria - Bangs like a barn door.



Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.





Marina



- No get up and go, rusty underwear.





Marion



- stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.



Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.



Martina - Ugly lesbian.



Martine - Can’t act, can’t sing, nice tits.



Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.



Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.



Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.



Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.



Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted bitch, enjoys upsetting little children.



Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.



Melinda - Trailer trash … pretty, plump, and infected.



Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.



Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn’t realise.



Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.



Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.



Marsha - Big butt, small brain.



Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.



Monica - Doesn’t swallow, should have.



Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don’t mess with her.



Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.





Nancy



- White hair, remembers tanners.



Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.



Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.



Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.



Nell - Hasn’t realised WWII has ended, lives in



Kent



.



Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.



Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.



Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.



Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.



Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.



Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.



Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.



Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.



Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair.



Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.



Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..



Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.



Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.



Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she’s shallow.



Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.



Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from



Basildon



.



Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.



Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff.



Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.



Phillippa -



Forest



forager, likes wild boar.



Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.



Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it’s a shame.



Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.



Preya - can’t cook or clean but good in bed.



Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.



Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.



Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.



Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.



Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.



Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.



Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.



Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.



Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.



Roz - Only enjoys sex when she’s tied up and spanked first.



Rula - She measures up well.



Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.



Sadie - Stand up if you’re slim, please stand up.



Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.



Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.



Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.



Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.



Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.





Sarah-Jane - ‘posh’ girl, will screw anything in a BMW.



Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after. Smokes cigars



Selina - Doesn’t wear pants, heavy laundry bills.





Shannon



- Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.





Sharon



- The original bitch queen, uses everyone she meets.



Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.



Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.



Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.



Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.



Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.



Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.





Sian



- Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.



Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.



Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.



Simone - Used to be a shotputter from



Cardiff



.



Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.



Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her arse is the size of a small country.



Sophie - Brothel manager because she’s too ugly to be a working girl.



Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo’s.



Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.



Stella - reassuringly expensive, she’s worth every penny!



Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.



Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.



Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.



Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.



Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.



Tanya - Hot minx, too short.





Tara



- Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals.



Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.



Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.



Tori - Lives in a hedge, can’t water ski.





Tracy



- Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.



Tracey - Lesbian.



Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry.



Val - usually drunk, doesn’t know where her knickers are.



Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt.



Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy bitch.



Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn’t!



Vicki - Likes Yoga. And Women.



Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it’s got vodka in it.



Wendy - Possibly a man.



Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.



Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.



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And the shame continues as I dissect into my meaningless blogs from the long forgotten Friendster, cos I'm sentimental like that...  


 

A New Dawn, A New Day, A New YEAR!

Insya'Allah this is going to be my year, seeing that it's the year or the Rabbit (bunny, that's me!). Although, the past year has been good to me despite minor hiccups. I'm very grateful for what Allah has given me, my family and loved ones. Here's wishing everybody a very Happy New Year ~ Gong Xi Fa Cai!




Monday, February 7, 2011

Farewell Friendster

We all do respect, Friendster was officially the first form of social media in the form of a profile page, but like anything else, when something new comes along, old things loose their novelty and in this case, Facebook came along and the rest just cease to exist - except for Twitter (from the looks of it). As an tribute to Friendster before I shut it down completely, which I've had a hard time doing, I shall extract everything from it. I already have the pictures, well what was left of them, to my FB. My albums, to my surprise were gone? Weird...

I felt all those hours of uploading and thinking up witty captions of 5 pictures (out of like 200) at a time, were just wasted. Well, good thing most of them are in my external drive. Sometimes I think why am I even obliged to post up pictures of every occasion/vacation/party/birthday/etc. onto FB? It's become such a chore. I have pictures I haven't posted since last April! It's more because people are expecting to see your pictures; like you took pictures of a friend's birthday, your boyfriend wants to show off our vacay pix, your mom wants to keep track of your life through your pictures and make sure you're not on crack or selling yourself on the street ..and stuff like that..
 
Why don't they make it easier to upload and edit photos? Why does the computer start hanging when you're captioning and tagging people, then you have to do it all over again - at which point you're fed up and let it go for a another few months...

Like, really? Photos on FB? It's too late now. I've got too many pictures to turn back and pretend like they were never taken. It'd be a shame not to share such beautiful, irreplaceable memories anyway... *sigh*



#neurotic #pms #argh